B: Hello is that the United Nations in Geneva?
Switchboard operator: how can I direct your call?
B: I want to report a human rights violation. Abdul’s have delivered me a donner kebab but they’ve left off the chilli sauce. I mean it’s getting ridiculous. I want boutros boutros Gali to look into it.
Switchboard operator: pardon
B: is Malala there maybe she could deal with it?