security guard 2

B: Hello is that the United Nations in Geneva?

Switchboard operator: how can I direct your call?

B: I want to report a human rights violation. Abdul’s have delivered me a donner kebab but they’ve left off the chilli sauce. I mean it’s getting ridiculous. I want boutros boutros Gali to look into it.

Switchboard operator: pardon

B: is Malala there maybe she could deal with it? 

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